Another View into the Mind of a Quirky Person

Driving home today I saw an add or a sign, can’t remember which, for light beer.  So, what does my gray matter spit out, sub-light beer.  Well, I couldn’t just let that one go untouched but how do I make an appropriate science fiction ad most people will get.  Ok,

Corellian Sub-Light beer, for those times when Han can’t get the Falcon to kick over.

You are welcome.